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» I THINK OUR LIVES HAVE JUST B E G U N « a collection of gross shipping threads with specifiercity ship visualosities (NSFW)

it's not a matter of l u c k « undergrounds threads we can't have on the comm for reasons.       ↺ The first banging. After this. ↺ Eames showing some grattitude. After this. ↺ Laying down plans and also getting laid. After this. ↺ I mean. Why not if you're hooking up with a shapeshifter right. After this. ↺ After the party it's the after party. RETCONNED originally after this. ↺ Get fucked up by vampires, get laid. After this. ↺ Housewarming & breaking in the new bed. After this. ↺ Deep tissue massage: the sexiest of the massages. After this. ↺ Happy birthday Arthur. After this. ↺ "I like you but I don't know if I like-like you." After this. ↺ Aggressively making out until Eames falls asleep. After this. ↺ Just some casual banging whatever. ↺ AU of an AU, a fun world where Arthur & Eames are semi-together and Natasha is single so they have a threesome. Obviously.

megaphone s c r e a m i n g my name « xi_rpg spun somewhat out of control. two mutants worked/ing for SHIELD fall in love. it's gross.       ↺ Sensible adults fighting over snuggies. ↺ Eames nearly dies on a mission. Both of them have a lot of emotions about this for roughly 1000 comments. ↺ Eames and Arthur go on holiday!. ↺ Eames is dying. It's very sad.      → 1100 more comments about Eames dying. A miraculous recovery. More feelings.      → Time to discuss a couple of things they want in bed like reasonable adults.      → Who doesn't love stripteases.      → Eames never chose the exhibitionist life.      → Cuddles. Affection. Handjobs. An all-around good time.      → Shapeshifter trash.      → More shapeshifter trash but like. Earlier in the relationship. ↺ This time, Arthur is dying.      → blah balh blah blah

l i g h t up my darkest skies « Arthur is a vampire. what fun.       ↺ Lots of emotions. Arguments. Eames keeps trying to get Arthur to bite him. ↺ More biting-based emotions. ↺ Turns out almost killing your boyfriend is kind of a Big Deal.

no p i e c e of s h i t discoveries « SPACE PIRATES.       ↺ Crime pays p well actually.

you can h e l p my isolation « teen trash ultimate garbage indulgent au.       ↺ parties and feelings. ↺ awkward bisexuals are awkward and bisexual. ↺ when your best friend joins the military without telling you and then dumps all his self-image issues in your lap, that's amore. ↺ College reunion! I forget how military ranks work but who cares. ↺ Proof that Eames is the best of not!boyfriends.

b r e a k the laws you loved « Misc. threads       ↺ TFLN. Practically dirty talk because it's Eames. ↺ FAKE MARRIED      → The continuation. ↺ TFLN. Arthur is v rude.