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[thecanarylives]

sos the bar is lonely please come drink

and bring pizza

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Which bar?

And what kind of pizza?

[thecanarylives]

the one I work at, darling

your pick. no anchovies

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Got it. Where do we stand on pineapple?

[thecanarylives]

are you fucking kidding me

friendship over

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[give him a second to stop laughing long enough to reply ok]

Okay, but where do we stand on the sex if I don't bring you pineapples?

[thecanarylives]

[ oh, he thinks he’s cute. ]

didnt know sex was linked to pineapples, but if you bring me pizza without pineapples on it, i can keep an open mind

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[he knows he is and so does she]

So we're saying a definite maybe?

[thecanarylives]

[ she might know it. but she’d probably never admit it. ]

bar’s empty. if you’re nice, I may just close up early.

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I'll see what I can do about being nice, but I'm not promising anything.

[thecanarylives]

you can be naughty, too

nobody’s fucked me on the bar top yet, you know

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Sounds like a problem that needs solving to me.

[thecanarylives]

youre always so good at solving problems, mr eames

eta?

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About 15 if you actually want this pizza, maybe 5 if you don't.

[and then like 3 seconds later]

Actually I'm going to eat some of your pizza, so fifteen minutes and an apology.

[thecanarylives]

[ oh, he’s got some balls. ]

you can make it up to me.

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How about I only take one slice and sate the rest of my appetite by eating you out on that bar too.

[thecanarylives]

that can be arranged.

if you’re good, you can have a second slice. after.

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I guess we'll see when I get there. Just another few minutes.

[thecanarylives]

second thought, are we so sure you can actually be good for once?

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Can I? Yes.

Will I? Who knows.

[thecanarylives]

You're more fun when you're being naughty anyway.

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[ LOOK WHO'S HERE swanning into the bar with a pizza box like. well like his awful self, honestly ]

I agree, I think it's a much better look on me.

[thecanarylives]

[ True to her word, the bar's empty but for Sara and the bottle of whiskey she's been sipping on at her leisure. Perking up when she hears him, she grins and tucks her phone into her pocket. ]

So? What's the damage? How much pizza left?