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Eames
600-ish / M (usually) / Deerington

Who doesn't like a bit of magic between the sheets, if you catch my drift.

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[specifiercity]

highstakes sent you a flirt!

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I can't believe it took you so long to find this.

[specifiercity]

I didn't know it created a profile for you until today.

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[wait-- so obviously this means...]

Yours is fun.

[specifiercity]

It's not as succinct as yours

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Well you're not exactly one to talk yourself up, are you?

[specifiercity]

I'm definitey not one to use the word talent as a vague euphemism for dick size

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It is an impressive talent though.

[specifiercity]

You think?

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Well I'm always eager to see you use it.

[specifiercity]

[God he has to roll his eyes and shake his head.]

where are you?

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Just getting back from patrol.

[specifiercity]

Should I put the kettle on?

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Sure. I was hoping you'd help me out of the armour though.

[specifiercity]

I can do that too.

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I'm eager to see that work ethic of yours at play too.

[specifiercity]

I hate to break it to you, but if you're expecting more than what you've seen over the past couple years you're gonna be disappointed

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I didn't say I hadn't seen it before, just that I'm eager to see it now.

[specifiercity]

As long as I get to see some of that magic.

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For you, Arthur, anytime.

[suicidemission]

chuck sent you a message!

600?????????????

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[it's been almost 2 years why is everyone finding this now!!!]

Give or take a decade, yeah.

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Wtf??

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What?

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how? are you some kinda vampire?

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Why does everybody assume I'm a vampire? Is there something vampiric about me?

[suicidemission]

its the lifespan. in the movies they're all super old, so everyone automatically assumes immortal sparklepire

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I don't need to sparkle, I'm dazzling enough on my own.